Mel says…
i have to tell you about my best friend on the planet, Melanie. she is one of those people who calls you to tell you things like this:
"Logan (her nearly 3 year old son) just came up to me, put his hand on my breast, and said 'Mommy... (pause for effect) Big hill.'"
Melanie is that person who, despite being one of the most peaceful, caring individuals that i know, always manages to devise the most perfect evil plan to enact on that random driver who pulls out in front of you, that authority figure who made hell of your day, the beloved offspring who is having a momentary demonic possession, or the spouse who is driving you to the looney bin. it is all of course imaginary, none of it ever to be enacted, but the moment when she bursts forth with the sadistic revenge plot of choice is one of pure laughter, the ultimate comic relief at the thought of either of us relatively boring people doing anything so psychotic.
she never fails to be there for me, to say the right thing. so here is her new category, where we can all benefit from the joy she brings.
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