Saturna

2 iron pots, upturned
1 three layer steamer basket, broken apart and upturned
1 18 inch fake christmas tree, unextended, on its side
1 small down couch pillow
1 dirty kid socks
1 pair kids vans
2 empty Coke bottles, scavenged from the recycle bin next door
2 wooden utensils
1 metal collander
1 ADT security sign

place all items, with exception of utensils, collander, and ADT sign in a circle on the living room floor. place ADT sign off to the outside of circle for later use. place collander upside down upon your head. take utensils and proceed to bang away on all objects in the circle, periodically stopping and jumping up to wield the ADT sign and sing your newly created air banjo track, entitled "the evil evil rockstar song."

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